10 Signs You've Gone Over the Garden Edge
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Posted: Jan/25/2008 7:04 AM PST
10. Your favorite poem is "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. 9. Your kids are named Rose, Violet, Daisy and Zucchini. 8. You have 8 X 10 family pictures of your Tomatoes and Peppers on your office shelf. 7. Your idea of Saturday Date Night is going out in the garden and hand pollinating the plants. 6. You think a cocktail is liquid fertilizer. 5. You rush home from work and go straight to the garden and hug your roses. (Ouch!) Then, you go in to your house and see you family. 4. On Christmas Eve, visions of "Sugar Peas" dance in your head. 3. After the first frost, you are seen holding funeral services in your garden. 2. You take your kids multiple vitamins from them to use as a supplement to your plants fertilizer. And, the number one sign that you have gone over the garden edge is.. 1. Every Spring your family files a "Missing Person's" report. You remain missing all summer, and mysteriously re-appear in the fall. |
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Posted: Jan/25/2008 10:09 AM PST
1) Every gardening catalog company in the universe knows about me, my plant obsession and weakness for 40% off. |
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Posted: Jan/26/2008 2:12 PM PST
you carry photos of your garden instead of your kids around with you and show them to anyone who will stand still long enough to look. |
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Posted: Jan/29/2008 4:28 AM PST
you find yourself interfacing more easily with things that are green...like this site!
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Posted: Jan/29/2008 1:44 PM PST
Guilty! LOL
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Posted: Jan/29/2008 4:20 PM PST
OMG, and you live in Bellevue?
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Posted: Jan/29/2008 5:01 PM PST
When I worked in the factory, we had a sister plant In Bellevue...from time to time they would be short handed and need people to go there. I always got a grin when they posted a sign-up sheet to go to Bellevue.
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Posted: Feb/01/2008 4:42 PM PST
Your co-workers went voluntarily?
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Posted: Feb/01/2008 7:12 PM PST
You sign on to GG at 2:00 am in the morning! |
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Posted: Jun/22/2008 7:24 AM PST
You find yourself resurrecting games from page 3, and You realize that "plant" you thought was from the seeds you carefully put in the ground months ago is really a weed, but leave it there cuz it's kinda cute, green, and looks as if it may actually flower someday soon....
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