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10 Signs You've Gone Over the Garden Edge

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pixc
Joined: 1/23/2008
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 51
Posted: Jan/25/2008 7:04 AM PST

10. Your favorite poem is "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.

9. Your kids are named Rose, Violet, Daisy and Zucchini.

8. You have 8 X 10 family pictures of your Tomatoes and Peppers on your office shelf.

7. Your idea of Saturday Date Night is going out in the garden and hand pollinating the plants.

6. You think a cocktail is liquid fertilizer.

5. You rush home from work and go straight to the garden and hug your roses. (Ouch!) Then, you go in to your house and see you family.

4. On Christmas Eve, visions of "Sugar Peas" dance in your head.

3. After the first frost, you are seen holding funeral services in your garden.

2. You take your kids multiple vitamins from them to use as a supplement to your plants fertilizer.


And, the number one sign that you have gone over the garden edge is..


























1. Every Spring your family files a "Missing Person's" report. You remain missing all summer, and mysteriously re-appear in the fall.
lilmac442 blog photos
Joined: 10/29/2007
Location: Michigan
Posts: 1687
Posted: Jan/25/2008 10:09 AM PST

1) Every gardening catalog company in the universe knows about me, my plant obsession and weakness for 40% off.
fozbot3 blog photos
Joined: 1/18/2005
Location: Michigan
Posts: 7893
Posted: Jan/26/2008 2:12 PM PST

you carry photos of your garden instead of your kids around with you and show them to anyone who will stand still long enough to look.
mbvirtue blog photos
Joined: 3/01/2006
Location: McFarland (Madison), Wisconsin
Posts: 4582
Posted: Jan/29/2008 4:28 AM PST

you find yourself interfacing more easily with things that are green...like this site!
Gardengirlforever blog photos
Joined: 1/06/2008
Location: Bellevue, Michigan Zone 5b
Posts: 77
Posted: Jan/29/2008 1:44 PM PST

Guilty! LOL
mbvirtue blog photos
Joined: 3/01/2006
Location: McFarland (Madison), Wisconsin
Posts: 4582
Posted: Jan/29/2008 4:20 PM PST

OMG, and you live in Bellevue?
lilmac442 blog photos
Joined: 10/29/2007
Location: Michigan
Posts: 1687
Posted: Jan/29/2008 5:01 PM PST

When I worked in the factory, we had a sister plant In Bellevue...from time to time they would be short handed and need people to go there. I always got a grin when they posted a sign-up sheet to go to Bellevue.
mbvirtue blog photos
Joined: 3/01/2006
Location: McFarland (Madison), Wisconsin
Posts: 4582
Posted: Feb/01/2008 4:42 PM PST

Your co-workers went voluntarily?
Rashell blog photos
Joined: 9/17/2007
Location: Acton, Ca
Posts: 4230
Posted: Feb/01/2008 7:12 PM PST

You sign on to GG at 2:00 am in the morning!
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Joined: 3/01/2006
Location: McFarland (Madison), Wisconsin
Posts: 4582
Posted: Jun/22/2008 7:24 AM PST

You find yourself resurrecting games from page 3,

and

You realize that "plant" you thought was from the seeds you carefully put in the ground months ago is really a weed, but leave it there cuz it's kinda cute, green, and looks as if it may actually flower someday soon....
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