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Johnalewis74 Joined: 8/23/2007 Location: Tampa Bay Florida Posts: 54	Posted: Sep/05/2007 3:41 AM PST GO NUTS... A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients out to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything went quite well, almost..... As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts!" and all the patients complied by standing up. After the Anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts!" and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, he yelled, "Cheer Nuts!" They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts!" and they all started booing and cat calling. Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his upset assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?" The assistant replied, "Well, everything was going just fine until this guy walked by and yelled, "Peanuts!" Quote \| Reply \| Report

poeticpeony Joined: 4/04/2006 Location: NE Ohio, deck chuckin' fool Posts: 9437 Moderator	Posted: Sep/05/2007 5:28 PM PST rofl Oh my!!!! Hey, I don't know if you know it or not, but there's a joke thread to post these in. You get some darn funny stuff! Quote \| Reply \| Report

yardgranny6 Joined: 7/05/2007 Location: Posts: 4556 Moderator	Posted: Sep/05/2007 5:57 PM PST Yep and we are trying to get that forum up and going again. So join in John and post these crazies on the Joke forum. Linda B Quote \| Reply \| Report

Tam-Tam Joined: 7/22/2007 Location: Posts: 847	Posted: Sep/05/2007 6:22 PM PST Now I wanna go to that ballgame! Quote \| Reply \| Report

poeticpeony Joined: 4/04/2006 Location: NE Ohio, deck chuckin' fool Posts: 9437 Moderator	Posted: Sep/05/2007 6:51 PM PST http://my.gardenguides.com/forums/topic/11568 It's just down the page aways in this forum. Quote \| Reply \| Report

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