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THE BIG FAT NASTY FLIES! (mosquitos too...)
Jun 24, 2008 | 8:53 AM PST
Tag: mosquitos & flies

The moment I walk out the back door it has become inevitable that one of these rude and cruel suckers will dive bomb me! They come straight for my face and I have bites on my head and one between my eyes! Yes!!!! Between my eyes! I look like a cyclops!  I hear them (it) coming (to me it sounds like a fighter jet) and I must look like a complete idiot flailing my arms trying desperately to swat at them and keep them from biting my poor delicate NY skin. I'm not winning this battle though and I am seriously thinking about getting one of those get ups that bee keepers wear.

I don't understand what it is about me that these monstrous flies like so much or how they even know I am coming out the door. 1st it was the darn mosquitos! I swear they hit their "zoom" button when I am outside because it doesn't matter what time of day it is, if I am outside they smell me and come full speed ahead. That annoying "zzzzzzzzz"..........

The big fat flies bite hard but I don't feel it until after. The mosquitos bite threw my clothes and socks!!! Nothing kills them!

What we have here is a failure to communicate. I keep trying to tell these critters that I don't bother them so why, dear God why?????????????????? must they torment me???

ps. BF said I should eat more garlic. Bugs don't bother him. Garlic does ooze from his pores so maybe he has a point there...hmmmmmmm.